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Monkeys with Guns

Monkeys with Guns

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Monkeys with Guns: Read the beginning, epic tale of Montana's greatest and most vile author, Wild Bill Righteousness. This sexcapade begins with an apocalyptic war that quickly escalates into a graphic and vile, Hieronymus Bosch hellscape. This is vintage Wild Bill Righteousness that will go down smoothly as it both poisons and tickles your innards.
Vileness Metric: Baby, this is as good as it's ever going to get!

More Monkeys More Guns

More Monkeys More Guns

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More Monkeys More Guns. The Wild Wild Bill Righteousness adventure continues with a war with Mars being conducted by a multi-personality hermaphrodite from the moon. This definitive novel also explores Wild Bill's short stint as a pregnant woman - that subsequently leads to the invention of stench soup.
Vileness Metric: As good as it can get, just got substantially better. Yes, it’s more vintage vileness for the true connoisseur!

Badass Wyoming

Badass Wyoming

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Badass Wyoming presents the immeasurable problems confronted by a a small liberal arts college in the West. In this parallel universe adventure, the college hires Doctor Theodore Kaczynski, whose vacuum metric engineering not only threatens the college but the entire universe. Fortunately, a highly conflicted philosophy professor, Doctor Isaac Zimmerman, blunders to the rescue.
Vileness Metric: Expect moderate to severe vileness discomfort. Dramamine has been found to give only limited relief.

Tropic of Canada

Tropic of Canada

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Tropic of Canada sets the gold standard of primal, erotic, travel adventure. Two disenfranchised losers flee the law and their shocking personal deficiencies to seek redemption in Canada. Instead, they are stripped naked and forced to pull a broken Yugo during a brutal Canadian summer. Then, when briefly untethered from the Yugo, they are forced to perform unsavory sexual services for a homicidal couple (secretly engaged in a nation-wide killing spree). This novel has been described as Richard Speck-tacular!
Vileness Metric: Extreme vileness with no possible relief in sight. Read at your own spiritual and moral risk.